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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trumps Presidential Campaign I'd say thats a good enough joke..."

"I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed."

"I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever."

"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"

"My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column. ""Can I call you back?"" I asked."

"Just bought the extended version of The Hobbit. Bilbo is 7' 6"" now."

"Click to see something special something special"

"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."

"What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves? raisin bran"

"Magician: I need a volunteer. [man stands] Not you. [woman stands] Not you. GARY GET UP HERE! [Gary goes up] We've never met before, right?"