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Joke of the Day
"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."
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"Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand."
"Two antennas met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"
"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."
"ODE TO TWITTER Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder where you are, Twitter changed you to a heart, I don't think they're very smart"
"Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee fiance but she had her reservations."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"
"How many ears does Spock have? Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier."
"What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks? Gomer's pile."