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Joke of the Day
"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"
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"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."
"hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected"
"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."
"Sitting with Grandma at the hospital. She noticed me checking my watch and said, ""Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."""
"If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys"
"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."
"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"
"What do you call a Russian ninja? Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)"
"Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance."