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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"

"If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store."

"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."

"What do you call 250 dead politicians? A good start."

"The longest relationship I had was 10 days. Then she deflated."

"What did one piano say to another? CBA"

"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."

"The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went."

"My wife says she is really looking forward to the hotel... But I have my reservations."

"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."