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Joke of the Day

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"*I look into abyss* *Abyss looks at me* *Abyss blinking message in Morse code* *I go off to learn Morse* *I return* ""Why do we park in a dri"

"Do you know two places to put water? Well Dam"

"How do you keep a redditor in suspense? [removed]"

"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"

"When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells"

"What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty? Because they named him Stevie Twoder."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian? Cuz they got tired of Stalin."

"What's the name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."