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Joke of the Day
"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."
Next Joke
"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"Why does a Mexican take Xanax? For his Borderline Personality Disorder."
"What do you call a green polo shirt? Collared greens"
"What do you call a fish in orbit? Trouterspace."
"What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified."
"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded. What in the hell do they put in butterflys?"
"On the other hand, You have five fingers."
"My wife told me ""Sex is better on holiday"". That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."
"What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair? Cancer"