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Joke of the Day
"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."
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"[2 T-Rex's getting drunk] ""I'm wasted."" ""Me too. You know how bad?"" ""Don't say it again."" ""I can't feel my face."" ""Goddammit, Kevin."""
"When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she's basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day."
"Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked? A: Because chickens don't wear clothes."
"What's the best part about fucking twentythree year olds? There's twenty of them."
"So /r/cringepics posted something actually cringeworthy."
"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."
"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."
"I find gardeners to be very nice people They're really down to earth."
"Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I'd just put my hoodie on backwards"