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Joke of the Day
"Life; It's all about finding the next good time."
Next Joke
"I missed going to the gym today. So that's 20 years in a row now."
"An apple a day Keeps the government away"
"What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet."
"Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America"
"With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior."
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? When she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat."
"Your make-up application says ""I failed Clown College""."
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do"
"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."