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Joke of the Day
"Life; It's all about finding the next good time."
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"What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"
"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."
"Probably not the first time you heard this. But, I have two very good qualities. One is memory, and I forgot the other one."
"My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his bed in the kitchen..."
"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... http://instantrimshot.com/"
"When the cashier asks me ""Is that everything?"", I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her."
"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"
"Wife online? Kids asleep? Time to relax & unwind with a damp cloth and a bottle of multi-surface cleaner. 'Me time'."