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Joke of the Day
"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."
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"If you wear a radioactive belt... ...you end up with nuclear waist."
"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."
"My girlfriend broke up with me over my obsession with linkin park. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough."
"Knock knock... Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]"
"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."
"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."
"What do you call a posh Gym? James"
"Come here you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad I know how !"