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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... http://instantrimshot.com/"
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"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"
"I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets It'll cost me an arm and a leg. (It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)"
"What do you call a zoo with only one dog in it? A shitzoo."
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fucking livid"
"Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad Dressing"
"The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone"
"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""
"What's the difference between Trump and Clinton? 62 Electoral Votes"
"Do you have a turn down? Turn down for what?"