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Joke of the Day
"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."
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"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"
"What is a duck's favorite drug? You might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle..."
"What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common? They are both straight until it gets hot."
"A Jew and a purse Once went a Jew, found a purse, picked it up: - Shit! 200 dollars are missing!"
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer... A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her top breast pocket. ""Some assholes got my pen"" she said."
"Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested."
"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Cock was on the other side!"
"I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit. He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow."