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Joke of the Day
"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."
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"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"
"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"
"Why are there commentators for televised sports? We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv?"
"Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking."
"Sex with my ex was like Disneyland. I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."
"I just wanna give a shout out to the ancients, for inventing the calendar. It has made my day"
"I schedule my appointments for 9:11 so I never forget."
"Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun"