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Joke of the Day

"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."

"What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it."

"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."

"Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year? They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom."

"""Lifehack"" is now just synonymous with ""action."" ""A great lifehack for becoming a doctor is going to medical school!"""

"Ford, Fiat, BMW Fix Or Repair Daily Fix It Again Tony Break My Window"

"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."

"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."

"What do you call a cow... With three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? .... YOUR MOM."

"What's it like to have sex with a retard? SLOW and SPECIAL"