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Joke of the Day
"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."
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"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."
"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"
"My girlfriend told me peeing after sex prevents pregnancies... I don't know what I did wrong. I peed as hard as I could right after sex and she still got pregnant."
"When I was in 6th grade, I asked a girl out with a note and she wrote back ""Maybe :)"" so idk man I might have plans tonight."
"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""
"A drop of roof water hit my face and I reacted like it was liquid herpes."
"Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?"
"My girlfriend cheated on me. She damn near broke my back."
"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."