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Joke of the Day

"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."

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"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."
"Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them"
"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"
"Why does James Brown like South Korea? Because its got Seoul."
"What's the difference between anal and oral? Oral will make your whole day, Anal will make your hole weak"
"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"
"What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? Pencil-in."
"What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy"
"A jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars His dad says ""40 dollars? what the hell do you need 30 dollars for?!"""