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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it."

"Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"""Nothing there? Better bark at it."" - a dog"

"I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?"

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"""And make it obvious."" -what I assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say"

"911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING ""Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"""

"I use to know someone who was addicted to soap. He's clean now"

"Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison. Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school?"

"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"