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Joke of the Day

"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."

"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"

"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""

"What's your new years resolution? Mine's 1920x1080."

"Why don't you see any transgendered parents? Because they're trans-parent"

"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."

"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"

"I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo."

"This damn button keeps popping off my keyboard... I swear I am about to lose fucking Ctrl."

"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."