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Joke of the Day

"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."

"honey the ppl of atlantis lost an entire city & thats like 2000x bigger than a baby so idk if all this yellin is necessary"

"Why is there no life on Mars? No WiFi..."

"It's great to get laid, It's awesome to get off, but damn it sucks to get laid off."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."

"I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational..."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a six offender."

"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."

"How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?"

"I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time I spent staring at my phone screen."