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Joke of the Day

"a PS4 and XBOX One get shot the ambulance comes WII U WII U WII U"

"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"

"My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla... I ain't lion."

"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"

"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"What do I think about during sex? My wife waiting for me to get home."

"In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly."

"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"I have a fear of speed bumps But I am slowly getting over it"