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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."

"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"

"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila"

"A cannibal passes a Girl Scout cookie stand. ""How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?"" he asks with a large smile on his face."

"As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter? Me: ARRRGH! Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the ""C""!"

"[NSFW] What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? It turns ""no, no, no"" into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""

"You're right, homeless man on the subway...it is a ""clip your toenails into your McDonald's cup"" kind of morning."

"Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building."

"WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday"