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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? It turns ""no, no, no"" into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? Glad-'e-ate-'er"

"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"

"If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one."

"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."

"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? aye matey"

"Police officer stops a speeding car and asks the driver.... Police officer: ''Can you identify yourself, sir?'' Driver(pulling out his mirror): ''Yeah, it's me.''"

"I hope there's a scientist somewhere in the world right now working on a way for Coldplay to get more whoa-oh-ohs into a 3 minute pop song."

"What's a 6.9? Another great thing screwed up by a period."