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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? It turns ""no, no, no"" into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"When a man with a lisp says buthneth... you know he means business."

"What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan."

"My girlfriend and I have rough sex. It's not violent, it's just poorly defined."

"Some people have 32 teeth while others have 10... It's simple meth."

"Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself..."

"Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've."

"I have an epileptic friend... He's a jerk..."

"so a native american walks into a fancy restaurant he says to the guy seating people, I have reservations."

"did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet"