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Joke of the Day

"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"

"Some people wouldn't understand that skinny jeans and fat genes don't go well together."

"Since I started dating my girlfriend half a year ago I became a millionaire 6 months ago I was a billionaire."

"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."

"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."

"Do you know what you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? **Elephino**!"

"We're having a lawnmower sale down at Lowes Buy one get Juan free!"

"A man visits his local dentist. Dentist: Now please take a seat, this will hurt a little. Patient: Ok. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."

"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything"