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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila"
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"A recent worldwide survey showed... A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 7,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"I went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours. It was a good song."
"You know what the number one reason for child molestation is... sexy children"
"When i die, i want to die like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the other passengers in the car."
"My Grandpa said,... ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, ""Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my pen!s."
"The doctor recommended cutting back on alcohol for a better quality of life. Then he saw my wife who had come to pick me up! He said, ""You can consume all the drinks you want, it's healthy."""
"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"