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Joke of the Day
"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""
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"What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on."
"What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer"
"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."
"A married man and his friend are talking. Friend: how's your daughter? Man: we haven't had one yet. Friend: after last night, you will in 9 months."
"What do you call a clan for chickens? Coo clucks clan"
"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."
"[OC] What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed? Hypotenuse"
"To the girl I had sex with... My name is not 'help'"