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Joke of the Day

"Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building."

"PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds"

"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"Hitler says... ""I order the execution of 6 million Jews and 1 clown!"" His officer responds with ""Why the clown?"" To which Hitler replies with ""See! No one cares about the Jews!"""

"TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader""."

"What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step!"

"How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line."

"What do the Mafia and vaginas have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"

"How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant"