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Joke of the Day
"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."
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"how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs"
"[starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks."
"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"
"Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen."
"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."
"I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"
"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"
"Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ..............."