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Joke of the Day
"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."
Next Joke
"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."
"[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent? Arya Stark?"
"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"
"Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!"
"""Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?"" - podium salesman"
"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""
".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"