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Joke of the Day

"My Shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard And they're like We're gonna kick your ass fancy boy"

"Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil"

"Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man? Because they never part with them"

"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"

"I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since. I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne."

"Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy"

"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"

"Insomnia causes questionable browser history."

"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."

"What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car? Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note."