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Joke of the Day
"If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : ""He said, stupidly."""
Next Joke
"I say ""what"" a lot, not because I'm hard of hearing, but because I can't believe how stupid some people are"
"Why can't a bike stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."
"To me, God will always be that guy that could've made Pokemon or Star Wars real but instead was all like, ""Nah bruh, malaria and AIDS."""
"Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective."
"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."
"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"I'm hosting an event for people who are unable to have an orgasm. Let me know if you can't come."
"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."
"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."