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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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"[being chased round my house by a murderer] ME: PLEASE STOP THIS IS SENSELESS MURDERER: What? ME: [puts Fitbit on] Ok carry on"
"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."
"A missing joke If found please pm me."
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
"I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard."
"A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society ."
"A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work."
"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"
"Forrest Whitaker turned 51 today, his right eye turned 47."