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Joke of the Day
"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."
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"My girlfriend hates my new cologne chloroform... She says it makes her drowsy and gives her a sore ass"
"Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night. I'm not very good at darts."
"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"
"I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath."
"My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off"
"If you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan..."
"Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales. In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon ""Musk""."
"Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron."
"I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods."