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Joke of the Day
"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."
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"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."
"My grandma said the Internet has completely ruined people's ability to communicate properly. I told her she didn't know fuck about shit."
"Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton what Tyler Perry is to Tyler Perry."
"What ""D"" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ? Blon-D"
"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."
"Why is Africa so bad at cricket? Because they only have Ebola!"
"I've started a charity for donating horchata-flavored espressos to deaf Americans in Thailand. It's called the ""ASL Rice Phuket Allonge"""
"People are like songs.... some speak the truth and some just make sound."
"My son answered a test question ""What causes the earth to rotate?"" with ""Fat bottomed girls."" He failed the test but won my RESPECT."