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Joke of the Day
"My next girlfriend I am going to train like my dog. She will be loyal, obedient, and lick herself."
Next Joke
"You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them."
"Ever been to the restaurant owned by the fundamentalist church? No? Well, if you do go there I don't suggest getting the bible sandwich. They really try to shove it down your throat."
"Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours."
"What's the difference between a dirty parking lot and a crab with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"What is green and smells like paint?!? Green paint."
"How do you make a cat bark? Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. Woof!"
"What did the customer ask the prostitute when they got to the hotel? Do you come here often?"
"Hate it when dudes say ""leave something to the imagination!"" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?"
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."