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Joke of the Day
"What is green and smells like paint?!? Green paint."
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"If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents."
"What did the cucumber say to the salad? Nothing. (It's a cucumber. (They don't talk.))"
"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Lazy"""
"There's a band called 1023MB... You might have heard of them... But memory fades."
"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight."
"The east coast is experiencing a ""Snowpocalypse"" or as Canada calls it ""Monday"""
"If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims"
"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"