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Joke of the Day

"You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them."

"If your girlfriend says she's going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall... You might be dating my wife."

"A new and better nail clipper was invented today What a cutting-edge technology it is"

"The person you are trying to stalk Is stalking another person.. Please wait"

"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""

"Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy"

"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."

"The karate student kept killing all his teachers... I guess he became desenseitized"

"Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special."

"Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle"