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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."

"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."

"A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!"

"Timmy, you're a great son but the YouTube analytics data from our home movies show that people think you're boring so go live in the attic."

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."

"Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long."

"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."

"Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy"

"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"

"What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear? Always."