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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."
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"Whats similar between a non alcoholic beer and your sisters pussy Tastes right but feels wrong"
"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"
"Why do men get circumcised? Because women GRAB anything 20% off!!"
"Just because I've lost my mind doesn't mean I'm looking for it."
"I just can't stop making dad jokes! I don't know how much father I can go...."
"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"
"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."
"[10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut"
"My missus asked me where her Valentine's day card was. I said, ""Sorry, I had a headache."""