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Joke of the Day
"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."
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"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"
"What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand? Hobos"
"So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school... To pick up his wives"
"Whenever I poke my cat in the eye and he gets squinty, I feel bad and poke him in the other eye, so I can pretend he's just really high."
"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."
"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."
"The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also."
"How does a coat steal something? They jacket"
"What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ? A brother, because you can choose your friends."