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Joke of the Day
"What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ? A brother, because you can choose your friends."
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"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"
"A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"
"I'm glad George Washington didn't live long enough to see his face printed out and rubbed on the ass of every stripper."
"Turns out the Joker has a criminally-insane dog. He's locked up in Barkham Asylum."
"This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"