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Joke of the Day
"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"
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"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"
"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"""Did you realise that a woman's ""I'll be ready in five minutes"" and a man's ""I'll be home in five minutes"" are exactly the same?"""
"kids r so cute!!! they dont wanna sleep becuase theyre afraid of having nightmares whereas adults cant wait to sleep so they can escape them"
"Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin."
"My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode."
"[Therapist appt.] Hub: She doesn't have her priorities straight. *Me on FaceTime with a petting zoo in the background* ""That's not true"""
"How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them."