222245
Joke of the Day
"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"
Next Joke
"Why don't your balls like being chomped on? It makes them a bit teste."
"What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side."
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"
"Looks like someone is stealing our jokes from r/jokes I was sent this by my roomate, http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless What shall we do reddit?"
"Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry."
"Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do. To be fair, they didn't disappoint."
"So I was fucking this guy in the ass..... ... and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he's gay?"
"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."