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Joke of the Day
"I bought shoes off a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."
Next Joke
"Know how to tell the sex of an ant? Throw it in water! If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats... buoyant."
"As I'm walking in to work this morning my boss told me to ""Have a good day"" Who am i to argue? Thanked him and came straight back home"
"I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place."
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a bra? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"6 said he isn't sleeping in his room cause the tooth fairy sounds creepy but he left the tooth cuz he needs the money. -No DNA test needed"
"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew sits at the back of the oven."
"Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hips stir."
"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."
"My neighbours are getting really stressed out because I keep indulging my window fetish. I feel their pane."