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Joke of the Day

"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."

"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"

"Stupid Autocorrect you're always posting some thong you didn't Nintendo"

"How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!"

"I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision."

"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C."

"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"

"I want to write a tweet that is so offensive that it reduces my followers to zero."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!"

"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."