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Joke of the Day
"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"
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"What's the difference between a Chick Pea and Garbanzo Bean?? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face..."
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move? Self-Destruct"
"[job interview] ""I'll never hire you"" ME: [swordfighting a field mouse] Is it cuz I'm swordf- NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSING TO A FIELD MOUSE"
"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"
"What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire"
"How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? She screams her husbands name instead of yours"
"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."