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Joke of the Day
"What did Beethoven do when he died? Decompose."
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"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"
"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone."
"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!"
"What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes? I haven't got the faintest idea."
"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."
"I asked my wife if it was still necessary to get her a card for valentines day even after 5 years of marriage. She said yes and the only card she wanted was VISA."
"A port-a-potty truck blocked my car in at work so I couldn't leave.. But hey, shit happens."