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Joke of the Day

"Why are lesbians statistically more poor than the average person? Because they eat out every night."

"The instructions said if my erection lasts longer than four hours to see a doctor... My calculus professor was no help at all."

"A passion inside me burns. It's called chlamydia."

"What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception."

"What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!"

"What goes in hard but comes out soft and sticky? Gum"

"Gross I like my pussy like I like my steak... Pink and bloody. I'm so sorry. My friends are twisted."

"Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game."

"A Fat Frog walks into a bar Walks up to the barman and the barman says, ""hey, we've got a drink named after you"". Fat Frog says ""What?, You've got a drink called Steve?"""

"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"