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Joke of the Day

"Why are lesbians statistically more poor than the average person? Because they eat out every night."

"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."

"Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year."

"What's the cheapest present for an ophan? A tattoo with dad"

"How do you make an orphans hands bleed? Tell them to clap until daddy gets home"

"Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices."

"If you follow the rules of grammar, people will always help you. If you don't, your on you're own."

"Umm, no officer. I'm pretty sure that bag of weed fell out of YOUR pocket."

"Did you guys hear the one-liner about the Monorail?"

"Rafael Nadal got done by an Australian teenager today at Wimbledon. Rolf Harris is having raging fits of jealousy."