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Joke of the Day

"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."

"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."

"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"

"Steven Avery Did you see all the buzz on tv about the Wisconsin criminal that is working the system to manipulate the public for a second chance? Steven Avery no, Scott Walker!"

"Where do books sleep? Under their covers."

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people."

"Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race."

"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."

"Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win. *definitely not remotely true*"

"I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke but it ran away."