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Joke of the Day
"Umm, no officer. I'm pretty sure that bag of weed fell out of YOUR pocket."
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"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."
"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."
"What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars."
"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"
"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."
"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"
"What does a parrot named Larry talk about? Vocabulary"
"""Any minute now. Any minute..."" -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood"