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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest present for an ophan? A tattoo with dad"
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"Her: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an- Me: 69! Her: ...10. Me: Her: Me: 6.9?"
"German humor... It's no laughing matter."
"My husband says shaving his legs gives him an advantage when cycling, but I don't get how the high heels and pantyhose help."
"I'd be surprised if no one had ever tried to get pity sex using their Web MD results. ""But, baby, I'm dying..."""
"I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET."
"So a three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?"
"I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's been gentrified But it's been demilitarised"