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Joke of the Day
"Why was Les miserable? He was French."
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"(A math joke.) What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree."
"So important your wife knows you're petting the dog when she hears you say ""you're getting a little chunky"""
"[getting out of prison after 10 years] GUARD: *handing me a paper bag* here are ur things ME: did none of u monsters feed my tamagotchi"
"What do you call a Finn, who gets something done? -Finnished"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""
"How does a comedian like his eggs? Funny side up"
"LPT: The best time to stand behind someone is when they are watching something that makes them think it is their imagination."
"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."