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Joke of the Day
"Why was Les miserable? He was French."
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"I think you should be able to plead ""humidity"" in some murder cases."
"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production? They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure"
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"
"Want to here a joke? [Something something Irish drunk person]"
"You know what a fat woman and a brick have in common? Both are laid by Mexicans."
"Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago."
"What's a mouse's best friend? Curiosity!"
"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."