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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""

"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""

"Did you hear about the man who was to amputate a foot? They amputated the wrong one. Now they're both in a wheelchair."

"Idea: Always carry around a chicken, so if you're murdered your chalk outline won't just be the same old boring shit."

"Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe"

"I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend."

"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"

"Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how I'd do running a marathon."

"Somebody told me my clothes were gay. I said ""Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."""

"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."