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Joke of the Day
"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."
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"My mom just replied to my text with ""K."" Whooooaaa busy lady, is there some emergency over on FarmVille?"
"My girlfriend started biting her lip to look sexy... How do I tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip?"
"If two people love each other nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat."
"Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon? Because they cantaloupe.."
"nba joke The cavaliers without lebron..."
"My girlfriend asked me how much we would spend at our wedding. Me: I don't want to spend very much. Her: I want it to be a ten thousand dollar wedding. Me: Okay, so you, can do that then."
"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."
"Hulk got mad at his washing machine. Hulk SMASH IT! So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid."
"Parents, you can help end childhood obesity by teaching your kids how to smoke cigarettes."