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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
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"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station."
"It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??"
"My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over."
"Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children."
"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"
"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"
"If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP"
"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."
"What's the most common marriage proposal? You're what!"