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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Finn, who gets something done? -Finnished"
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"I finally learned to masturbate without hands! Now I use only one."
"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."
"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"I take my coffee how I take my women... ground up and in the freezer."
"Remember, you are faster and trickier than they are. - Me, to myself, when I'm fighting a kid at the playground for the last swing."
"Very sick man asks the doctor, ""how long do I have?"" The doctor replies ""10."" ""10? 10 years? 10 months? 10 what?"" ""9...8...7..."""
"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."
"I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart."
"How do you know when a movie is going to be shitty? There are more than 1 SNL cast members in it"