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Joke of the Day

"(A math joke.) What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree."

"Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists."

"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."

"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"

"A man asks his wife what she wants for Valentine's Day. ""I want you to get something that will make me look sexy,"" she says. So he goes shopping and returns home with a case of beer."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for gaming too much... What a silly thing to Fallout 4."

"Why can't Bane play baseball? He always breaks the bat."

"They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s."

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."