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Joke of the Day

"Date: ""I don't like Taco Bell."" *Pushes her in front of a bus.*"

"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"

"Don't try ""to"" tell me how to use quotation marks."

"Why do the Amazons like Sundays? Because there's no mail. (Male)"

"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."

"When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance."

"I grew up to some pretty merciless parents... ""Daddy, daddy, I think I have constipation!"" ""Well, tough shit, son."""

"Are the Polish for or against abductions? Maybe I should take a poll"

"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."

"Before we talk about this very complicated topic, you should know that I read several sentences about it in an article once."